Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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