Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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