i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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