"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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