I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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