I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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