would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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