So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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