You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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