He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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