i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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