I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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