I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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