Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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