Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
