you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My life is pants optional.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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