Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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