Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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