we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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