the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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