Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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