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Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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