did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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