2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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