Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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