I don't think brook has ever known best
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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