Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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