yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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