ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So vagazzling was a success
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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