She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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