Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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