You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
the raccoons are back...
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