Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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