Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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