There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Randomize
