If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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