You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm bleeding and have questions
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
