do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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