Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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