How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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