school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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