they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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