I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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