y did u give ur computer a hand job?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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