I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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