so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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