Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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