He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
time to smoke my breakfast
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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