just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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