i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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