Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
This baby is an asshole
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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