I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he thought i was a dude.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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