If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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