So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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