i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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