ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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