I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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