How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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