Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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