then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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