she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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