Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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