He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Randomize
